To my dear readers,
This chapter was really funny (to me). Haha. I hope you will like it as well.
This time I want to teach you how to read “Who is she?” In Chinese, the grammar is backwards. It is actually “She is who?” 她是谁？
Remember how I taught you he (他) and she (她) from before? Well, “Who is he?” is 他是谁? 是 means is. 谁 means who. You can type it by typing “ta shi shui”
Since Lin Shan’s acupoint was struck, she couldn’t move. At this moment, the intruders have already came in and lit up the room.
“Take a look. Are you sure she’s dead asleep?” The old man whispered.
“No need to take a look! Anyone who has experienced my sleeping pill in gas form will collapse. Even a cow can’t handle it.” The old woman was proud and arrogant as she stared down at Lin Shan.
Sleeping pill in gas form? Lin Shan started to panic. Could this be the legendary black market? She was deep in thought. Most likely, Lian Feng heard them from the outside and wanted to bait the snake out of its cave.
Knowing that Lian Feng was watching her nearby, Lin Shan’s fear of the black market went down substantially as she continued to fake her unconsciousness.
Since Lin Shan looked like she fell into a deep slumber, the couple started to raise their voices. The old man was hesitant: “Old woman. Are you sure she’s a woman? It doesn’t seem likely. Look at the way she’s sleeping? It’s comparable to a pig. The hay is all over the place.”
You’re the pig! Your whole family are pigs! Lin Shan yelled from the inside.
“Hummpt! Don’t doubt my abilities. This old grandma can sniff out a woman. In addition, she’s a virgin. Just like the previous one. She’s perfect for our potion.”
Mother! Not only does this black market kill people, they also cook people for potion?!
Wait a second. Lin Shan suddenly realized something was wrong. The previous one? Could that be Du Ming Yue?
Lin Shan recalled the golden pin she found from the stack of hay and immediately tensed up.
If Du Ming Yue was really cooked for potion, then what? Lin Shan started to freak out on the inside. Then, she heard the old man mumbled: “How the hell can you smell someone’s virginity? I should go and check…”
“Check your head! You perverted old man! Watch me chop off your dick and soak it in wine!” The old woman threatened.
Lin Shan was worrying for Du Ming Yue while she shivered. Wow, granny! You’re too much!
The old man became silent after the old woman scowled at him. After awhile, Lin Shan heard the sounds of a sharp weapon being rubbing against something. Then, she heard the old woman grumbled: “Why are you being such a slow poke? Hurry up and let out the blood!”
Are you f**king kidding me? Why are you so unhygienic? You didn’t even wash me and you’re going to let out my blood? Who would want to drink your potion? Lin Shan screeched from the inside.
Soon, she heard footsteps heading her way. She secretly peeked and with the help of the lit lantern, she noticed the gleaming light from the dagger.
Lin Shan was trembling on the inside. Why was Lian Feng still hiding? Hey buddy! They want your wife’s blood!!! Lin Shan shrieked on the inside as the reflection of the dagger got closer and closer to her.
Just as the sharp part of the dagger was about to touch her, a flash of blade was seen and her acupoint was unlocked and a strong forced pulled her up and steadily placed her behind him.
“Speak. Who are you?” Lian Feng icily stated. His blade was pointing straight at the old man’s throat.
Lin Shan was hiding behind Lian Feng. She noticed the old man holding a strange dagger. It looked more like something they used in an operation room.
The old man was shaking from fear. His wife was also taken aback and didn’t know how to react. She just stood there.
“I’m going to ask one more time. Who are you?” Lian Feng pushed his blade closer. The blade was now on the old man’s neck. The old man started to babble like a child: “Umm…umm.. this hero… it’s a misunderstanding… misunderstanding…misunderstanding!!! We are not bad people…”
If it weren’t for the fact he was old, Lin Shan would have slapped him across the face.
You’re nearly seventy or eighty. Come on and be real. Putting out a sleeping pill in gas form in the middle of the night? And then planning to take my blood for a potion? How could you be so thick skinned to say you’re innocent??
Lian Feng’s blade inched closer. Now, the skin on the old man’s neck was breaking.
“Third time. If not, don’t blame me for what’s to come!” Lian Feng warned.
“Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me!” cried the old man.
Lin Shan consoled Lian Feng: “Yes. Don’t kill him. He’s already so old. You need to respect your elders. This means you should chop off his dick and soak it in wine instead…..”
The old man’s legs buckled and he nearly fell down.
At that moment, the old woman seemed to have snapped out of her shock and rushed: “Please calm down, hero! I’ll tell you. I’ll tell you everything!
Since the old woman was willing to speak, Lian Feng no longer felt like it was necessary to harm the old man. However, he still had the blade on the old man’s neck.
“Who are you people? Why were you planning a sneak attack on us? And where is that young lady you mentioned previously? Be clear and precise or you’ll regret it.” Lian Feng’s tone was grim.
“I’ll tell you! I’ll tell you!” The old woman exclaimed.
It turned out the couple wasn’t from the village. They were actually a pair of wandering doctors in jiang hu. The reason why they entered the black forest was because they were being chased by their mortal enemies. The villagers from the black forest saved them, and they ended up residing here.
However, a year ago, there was a strange outbreak of a contagious disease. All the villagers that encountered the disease grew yellow spots. The spots gradually expanded until it covered their entire bodies. The victims eventually died from the pain.
Although the couple weren’t exactly good people, they couldn’t stand seeing all the villagers die from pain. They tried their best to invent some type of healing potion, but the disease was just too strange. Thus, they could only watch their saviors turn yellow and die.
Afterwards, nearly all the villagers were dead. The only ones that remained were the children. Perhaps since they were young, their immune system were stronger.
The couple tried the best to save the children. After researching day and night, they finally found a method to cure the disease. However, in order for it to be effective, the potion needed the blood of forty nine female virgins.
In order to gather the blood of forty nine female virgins, the couple took the risk of bumping into their mortal enemies once more. They only needed the blood of two more virgins, but at the time, they were going to be discovered and killed. Therefore, they had no choice but to retreat back to the black forest to think of a different plan.
At this point, the old woman elaborated: “We actually only wanted the blood from her fingertips. We weren’t planning to kill her or anything. Since our intentions are to save the children, please let us go!”
Lin Shan was very skeptical. What?! How did they suddenly turned from evil to good? They are so good with their words. They could turn a mouse into a cat. I bet they could even turn a monk into a woman. Those liars!!!
Lin Shan went over and grabbed the dagger from the old man and threw it onto the ground. She pretended to look fierce and threatened: “Don’t lie to me. Tell me where that young lady is! How dare you use her for your potion?! I’m going to kill you both!!!”
The old man was nearly in tears. Oh I’m so old, why am I always encountering these type of women? The previous woman was scary enough. This one is even worse!
He wailed: “Miss. We are truly telling the truth. If you don’t believe us, you can check our cellar. The children are still waiting for our potion!”
This time, it actually sounded more believable. Lin Shan looked at Lian Feng and noticed he was silent. Therefore, she continued to press: “Where is that young lady then? Where have you hid her?”
“Who would dare to hide that woman? The man that was with her took her away. While they were leaving, she even bit him. His buff arm was all bloody….” The old man recalled as he shuddered.
Based on his words, it did sound like Du Ming Yue’s style. Could she still be around the area? And who’s the man that’s with her? Is he the one that kidnapped her?
Lin Shan had a bunch of unanswered questions in her mind and she was bewildered. She decided to let Lian Feng make the final conclusion.
Lian Feng was firm and decisive: “Which direction did they go?”
After the couple pointed at the direction, Lian Feng woke up the rest of the guards and made some revisions. Then, they continued their path to locate Du Ming Yue.
Before they left, Lin Shan willingly gave the couple a few drops of her blood. The old couple were overjoyed.
As they went on their way, Lin Shan couldn’t help but questioned Lian Feng: “How do you know they’re not making things up? You’re not guessing, are you?”
“Of course not.” Lian Feng replied. “Actually, the moment we encountered them in the forest, I already knew something was fishy. Those two clearly knows Martial Arts.”
Lin Shan came to a realization: “So you purposely followed the old woman into her house?”
“Yes.” Lian Feng nodded.
“So how are you so sure they are not lying to us?”
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