The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 13

Chapter 13: The King of Hell is savage!

Who would have thought that Leng Jun Yu would be more horrifying than the rumours say?

His boundless martial arts was unbelievable. He used his hand as a weapon and managed to take down all his brothers.

Ba Hu knew he had underestimated Prince Rui. At this rate, he was only going to die. Therefore, he quickly took this opportunity to hold Le Yao Yao hostage.

He could tell from the way Leng Jun Yu looked at the eunuch that the eunuch was special to him. Now that he had a trump card, he no longer had to be afraid!

So, Ba Hu’s fearful heart slowly began to relax.

As for Leng Jun Yu, he finally stopped. But it was because he had just killed the last assassin around him.

His palm moved as quick as lightning, and with one strike, the assassin only had time to groan before collapsing.

The assassin’s eyes were widely open; it looked like he died unwillingly.

Ba Hu’s mouth twitched. The brothers he had brought along with him were all massacred by Leng Jun Yu. From his pupils, horror could been seen.

When he looked at the field of corpses, he noticed that all of them were killed differently.

One of them had a palm that went through his heart; another had his head split open with brain juices overflowing; another had his neck snapped…

Even for someone like Ba Hu, who viewed human lives as grass, this was too much. He was trembling from both fear and anger! Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 13”

The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 12

To my dear readers,

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Chapter 12: Held hostage!

All the other assassins instantly started to snicker. The way they were sneering at them made Le Yao Yao’s blood boil.

Your mother is the one who isn’t a man or woman! Your whole family are un-man un-woman!

Le Yao Yao was raging so hard that her tiny face was turning bright red. Both of her fists were tightly clenched and she looked like she wanted to go and beat those bullies up.

Leng Jun Yu didn’t appear to care, but Le Yao Yao knew that deep down the King of Hell was furious. And, there was going to be a huge consequence.

No one could read Leng Jun Yu’s expression because his expression was like looking into a deep pool. Yet, the aura that he was emitting felt like it was from eighteen levels of hell. It was almost cannibalistic.

He didn’t speak a word, but his actions said it all.

Le Yao Yao had led a simple life. She had never witnessed any violent scenes aside from those on TV.

Now, she was actually experiencing everything in live format. She finally got to see a true fighter.

In her mind, she recalled what Xiao Mu Zi had once told her.

-Prince Rui’s skills are unbelievable. God nor devil wouldn’t be able to predict his moves. He is relentless and savage. He is untamed and monstrous. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 12”

The Alchemist

The Alchemist

This post is based on my interpretations of the Alchemist. This book is one of my favorite fictional books. It is very meaningful and it resonates a lot with me. I specifically chose 9 quotes that had the most impact on me.

“How did you learn to read?” the girl asked at one point.
“Like everybody learns,” he said. “In school.”
“Well, if you know how to read, why are you just a shepherd?”

The way I interpreted this was, “If you have so much potential, why don’t you do more with your life?”

Deep down, I feel like we can all accomplish more than we think. But most of us just wants to get to a comfortable point, and then we stop. We stop because perhaps we’re satisfied. Or maybe, it’s good enough.

If I became a monster today, and decided to kill them, one by one, they would become aware only after most of the flock had been slaughtered, thought the boy. They trust me, and they’ve forgotten how to rely on their own instincts, because I lead them to nourishment.

The boy was originally a shepherd. Each day, he would lead his flock to a field so they could eat. But he realized that the sheep had no idea if he ever took a different route. The sheep doesn’t notice any of the changes (if he tries to do something new) The sheep just aimlessly followed him…because they only wanted food and water.

What are you willing to sacrifice for food and water?

“Well, he thought about that,” the old man said. “But bakers are more important people than shepherds. Bakers have homes, while shepherds sleep out in the open. Parents would rather see their children marry bakers than shepherds.”

Certainty is very important. We want to know that we’re going to be ok. If we take a riskier route and the future is unknown, the risk might not be worth it. Sometimes, you have to sacrifice your dreams in exchange for stability.  Continue reading “The Alchemist”

The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 11

Hehe. Leng Jun Yu is so manly. 😉

Chapter 11: Don’t worry, I’m here.

Le Yao Yao obviously had no clue what had happened previously. All she knew was that her current situation was anything but reassuring.

If they were to fight, she would be doomed. She didn’t even have the strength to kill a chicken. So based on her analysis, she would be dead.

Yet, the man beside her was being so rampant with his words.

Although she was aware of how dangerous he was, there was a Chinese saying “double fists is no match for four hands”.

There were over a dozen of them against the two of them. Each of their opponents had a sharp weapon.

Yup, she was definitely going to be sliced into pieces.

Le Yao Yao thought about the bloody mess ahead of her, and imagined herself to be sliced in eight pieces. Now, she was shaking uncontrollably. She felt like a yellow dying leaf that was being blown off the tree as the fierce wind ruthlessly spun her.

Leng Jun Yu seemed to sense Le Yao Yao’s fear. His eyes flashed and he spoke without thinking.

“Don’t worry. I’m here!”

His voice was still icy cold, but you could tell by the tone that he meant well. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 11”

The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 10

To my dear readers,

I would like to thank Ta for his/her donation to me! Ta has been a supportive reader since my translations of Your Highness, I know my wrongs ! (If you haven’t read that yet, I highly recommend you to do so. It is hilarious and the novel is completed!)

Secondly, I am trying to think of a way to translate faster. If I am able to have a huge stockpile, I wouldn’t mind releasing 5 chapters a week. But for now, you’re only getting 4. I’ll try to hurry though. I know it sucks to wait. (The chapters are short, so I can probably do it but I need more motivation -_-)

Chapter 10: The wrath of the King of Hell

There was a faint earthy aroma coming from him. He smelt like ambergris.

Le Yao Yao lightly took a sniff, the scent was making her a little high and her heart started to beat rapidly.

She was currently being held by this man. She had lived for eighteen years, but she had never came in such close contact with any male before. Being wrapped in this man’s embrace was unleashing a very unfamiliar emotion within her.

Wasn’t this guy going to tear her into pieces? How come he chose to save her?

What a confusing person to understand…

As Le Yao Yao thought to herself, a murderous voice entered her ears.

“Leng Jun Yu! Today, I am going to avenge for my 180 brothers! You murderer!”

The leader of the pack roared to the sky. His eyes looked deadly. The bow in his hand had already been replaced by a double edged sword, and that sword was directly pointing at Leng Jun Yu.

He looked like he was on the brink of insanity. It was extremely nerve wrecking.

Leng Jun Yu coldly grunted as he looked at the assassins with disgust. “Huh!? You want revenge? Based on your abilities!?” Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 10”

The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 9

Ouuu la la. What’s going to happen now? 😉

Chapter 9: Being embraced by him

Leng Jun Yu was shaken. He couldn’t believe he did something so preposterous.

Due to the trauma he had suffered from his childhood, he really disliked women. But deep down, he knew his sexual orientation. He wasn’t attracted to men.

Then, why? Why did he just kiss a eunuch?

Could it be because the eunuch looked like a delightful meal and he just couldn’t help it?

Leng Jun Yu felt very troubled. He no longer tried to intimidate Le Yao Yao. Now, he just had a bewildered expression on his face.

Le Yao Yao naturally didn’t understand the meaning behind his confused look. All she noticed was that Leng Jun Yu appeared somewhat dazed.

This was the perfect opportunity to escape!?! She would be an idiot if she waited until he snapped out of his confusion to kill her! No way!

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao felt an adrenaline running through her body. She decided she was going to do her best to escape from this devil beside her. Unexpectedly, before she could implement her plan, Leng Jun Yu threw himself on her; like a beast locking down on its prey…. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 9”

The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 8

To my dear readers,

Firstly, I would like to thank Van L for his/her donation to me! Thank you so much. I truly appreciate any amount of donations!!!

Secondly, I have decided to post 4 chapters a week, twice a week (so each time, you’ll be getting two chapters since the chapters are so short). I hope you guys will be satisfied. I would translate faster but it’s really hard (It may take you 3 minutes to read but takes me hours to translate) and I feel like consistency is more important. I have to be able to handle it!

Chapter 8: After biting Prince Rui

Right now, the wicked aura he was emitting was as if he had just came out from eighteen layers of hell. It was frightening beyond words.

Le Yao Yao felt all her pores opening up. Her woman intuition was telling her that this was a very critical moment. She was in danger!

“Ha ha ha, umm, the weather is sure nice today! I-I suddenly remember I have something to do. Uh… gotta go….”

As Le Yao Yao awkward laughed, her two legs were slowly backing away.

But with every step she took, her counterpart pressed forward.

Currently, his red lips were slowly curving into a smile.

His smile was strikingly enchanting. It was similar to a poisonous opium poppy; beautiful yet deadly.

Because, as Leng Jun Yu smiled, a streak of blood was slowly rolling down from the corner of his mouth.

The blood was bright red and magnificent. Contrary to his white skin, it looked even more fascinating.

Seeing this, Le Yao Yao’s heart began to pound even more erratically.

Ahhhhh! How could such a hot man look so terrifying when he smiles? She really wanted to tell him to stop smiling.

When you’re smiling, it’s even more horrifying than when you’re scowling!

However, although she was normally a brave soul, her guts were smaller than a mouse when faced with this man.

Le Yao Yao dramatically swallowed her saliva. She had a smile on her face, but only God knew how petrified she was.

As for Leng Jun Yu, perhaps he enjoyed seeing Le Yao Yao’s discomfort, because he widened his smile. Yet, when the words came out, they were colder than a blizzard.

“You’re the first one that dared to bite me.”

His low and sexy voice had a hint of laziness. It sounded incredibly hot. Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 8”

The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 7

I hope you guys like this chapter! 😉

Chapter 7: She was kissed!

Leng Jun Yu’s passionate gaze was freaking Le Yao Yao out. Her heart rate had never accelerated this quickly before!

*Ping ping ping* It was pounding so hard like it wanted to fall out of her chest.

“Y-you, you….”

Le Yao Yao stuttered. Her face started to turn pale due to Leng Jun Yu’s “hunger” gaze. She had a premonition; if she didn’t escape now, she was definitely going to be devoured!

Once she came to this realization, Le Yao Yao was panicky and scared. But her will to survive enabled her to forcefully shove the man who was on top of her.

Sadly, a woman’s strength was incomparable to a man’s. Despite using all her strength, the man on top of her remained motionless.

By now, tiny beads of sweat was forming on Le Yao Yao’s white forehead.

In addition, her white face was slowly turning red again. Currently, she looked like the dewdrop at the break of dawn; a juicy peach that had just ripe. She was like a feast to the eyes.

At the moment, Leng Jun Yu felt like he had lost all sense of logic. He could only see those seductive tender lips in front of him.

He could wait no longer as he ferociously savored them…

The little mouth was actually sweeter than what he had imagined!

“His” lips were so soft and sweet; just like the early morning autumn dew. The sweetness was unfathomable. It dispelled his thought of lightly testing. Instead, he reacted like an arrogant tornado. He was fiery and heated as he deepened his kiss…

On the other hand, Le Yao Yao felt like she had been striked by lightning. She was as stiff as a stone sculpture.

Oh, Heavens! Oh, Earth!

H-he, he was kissing her!?!?! Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 7”

The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 6

To my dear readers,

Firstly, I would like to thank Karen H for her donation to me! It means a lot because I honestly make less than $1 a day from ads (I get pay by wordads when I hit $100). So if you guys love my work, please donate or turn off ad block! It takes me hours to translate. *cries*

Secondly, I am releasing two chapters today because the chapters are really short and it’s just cruel if I give you one. ❤   . I love you all, my dear readers! Thank you for all your support.

Chapter 6: You’re squishing me to death!

Honestly, what type of magical powers does “he” possess? Why was he feeling this way?

While Leng Jun Yu was questioning himself, Le Yao Yao felt like she was being squished to death.

Her delicate face was now crumpled like a chrysanthemum. Seeing how Leng Jun Yu had no intentions of getting up and was just staring at her, Le Yao Yao finally couldn’t stand it any longer.

“Damn it! Get up, you’re squishing me to death!”

“What?!”

Hearing Le Yao Yao angrily screeching at him caused Leng Jun Yu’s eyes to narrow. Anger flashed through his eyes…

No one had ever dared to speak to him in this manner. How dare this little eunuch be so disrespectful?

But Le Yao Yao had no idea she had stepped onto the tiger’s tail. Currently, she was too caught up in her own frustrations.

Despite knowing how scary and dangerous Prince Rui was, she still had the right to show attitude!

Although she might normally act very carefree, she definitely had a temper when provoked!

Plus, at home, she was like an arrogant Princess. Whenever she was upset, it wouldn’t matter who the opponent was. Even if he was the Emperor, she would still vent! Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 6”

10 reasons why she doesn’t text back

no text back

Have you ever messaged a woman and wondered why she doesn’t message you back?

In the past, I had always thought it was common courtesy to respond to anyone who had messaged me. However, after using my first dating app (Unveil), I’ve came to an understanding as to why some women do not return messages.

(Note: The app uses your voice instead of text, but it’s the same concepts)

After using the application for a few months, I have identified many reasons why women may not respond. Here are ten reasons:

1. She wasn’t serious all along

Some people sign up for dating apps due to boredom or curiosity. She may not have any intentions of meeting anyone. Sometimes, she just wants to know how many people she could match with.

Initially, I downloaded unveil so I could write a review on it. Now, I use it for research purposes.

2. You’re too serious

If you sound too serious early on, you can scare her away. For example, once a guy messaged me and told me his entire life story the first time we exchanged messages. I was wondering, “Why is he telling me so much personal information? I barely even know him!”

Don’t invest so much emotion into someone unless she has shown a bit of interest.

3. You seem desperate

If you make it seem like she’s your only option, she will be turned off. Don’t always be the first one to message her. Allow her to respond or initiate. If you’re constantly trying to get her attention, she will think you’re super needy and will most likely find you less attractive. Continue reading “10 reasons why she doesn’t text back”