The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 1

To my dear readers,

I will actually be translating another novel on volare. As a result, this project will be hosted on my site.

This novel is very cute and will get steamier and steamier as it continues. I am releasing 4 chapters all at once. Starting from next week, I’ll be releasing 2-3 chapters a week (depends on how much I can handle). Hope you guys will like it!

Chapter 1: Transporting through time and becoming a eunuch

Le Yao Yao felt like she was in a tragedy. Regardless of how hard she rubbed her eyes, the reflection she saw in the river was not her actual face.

Despite that, the reflection was a beautiful sight. This person had an oval face, curved dark eyebrows, delicate nose, captivating red lips, as well as a pair of expressive eyes. It was a wonderful combination. It was perfection!

Although Le Yao Yao had seen many gorgeous women on television and magazines, they were incomparable to this beauty!

It took Le Yao Yao a while before she snapped out of it. The reflection may be stunning, but could someone tell her what happened?

It was summer break and she had merely gone bungee jumping with her friends. She had closed her eyes before she jumped. But by the time she reopened them again, she was in this strange place.

Where were her friends? What was this place? Where was she?

Another thing that really bothered Le Yao Yao was that despite how attractive “she” looked, why was she wearing a dark blue eunuch outfit? She had already examined the body. The body of this owner was a female! So, what’s up with that?

Le Yao Yao was shaken and dumbfounded. Then, she finally came upon a realization. She had transported through time!

Oh God! Continue reading “The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 1”

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Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 80.

To my dear readers,

I can’t believe we’re at chapter 80! I should be finished translating this by the end of the month. I hope you have enjoyed the story so far!

Chapter 80

Lin Shan was a bit shocked. This was the first time Lian Feng had asked about her past. Normally, she was the one who would talk nonstop while he listened.

Lin Shan thought about it: “My hometown..hmm, I can tell you but you will probably find it unbelievable…..” She started telling Lian Feng all the things that had happened during her era. While she was explaining, she used her hands to show a lot of comparisons. She was afraid he wouldn’t understand.

“Do you think I’m making it up? Since I’ve been here for so long, it even sounds a bit farfetched to me.” Lin Shan mumbled. She thought Lian Feng wouldn’t take her seriously.

Instead, Lian Feng looked at her very attentively: “If it’s from you, I believe.”

It was only six words, but Lin Shan suddenly felt a surge of warmth. Is this what it feels like to be trusted? Even though it sounded so ridiculous in this world, he still chose to believe me… thinking of this, her nose started to tingle. She gazed at him and they made eye contact. Lian Feng’s lips started to inch closer.

Just as their lips were about to touch, Lin Shan suddenly bounced up: “Ai ya! My pheasant!”

They were too into their conversation and she had nearly forgotten about her pheasant. Fortunately, it was just a teeny bit overcooked. It wasn’t burnt on the inside. The moment she unwrapped it, the heavenly aroma surrounded them. Anyone around them would have drooled.

Lin Shan was very proud on the inside. Ever since she had met Lian Feng, she had always lost face in front of him. Surprisingly, this time she actually succeeded. Once he had tried her cooking, he would definitely be impressed and praise her nonstop.

Lin Shan closed her eyes as she envisioned Lian Feng’s expression after he eats the pheasant. Suddenly, she was interrupted by a loud voice.

“Holy shit! What’s that smell? It smells soooooo good. I’m dying from hunger!”

Continue reading “Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 80.”

Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 77.

To my dear readers,

Sorry for the slow releases. I’m honestly not feeling well. I still want to finish the novel by the end of this year but it might take me longer depending on how I’m feeling. Please be patient.

I hope you guys are satisfied. Haha. It’s a very cute chapter (a bit odd as well due to the translations). Please support me if you can.

Chapter 77

Not sure if it was the drugs or Lin Shan’s innate abilities, this time Lin Shan was giving it her all. She didn’t even wait for Lian Feng to respond as she savagely started to devour him again. Then, Lian Feng lifted her face and growled in his deep voice: “Shan Shan, tell me, are you sure you really want to do this?”

Lin Shan clenched her fists and said: “I do! More real than a pearl! Before she could finished talking, Lian Feng flipped her over and went on top of her.

This kiss was much more intense and deeper than before. This time, Lian Feng’s lips had no intentions of parting. Instead, he slowly made his way down her cheek. He left a tiny mark on her neck…

Lin Shan felt like she was high. Her mind was blank and her body felt like it was out of control. She kept her arms tightly wrapped around Lian Feng’s neck. But after awhile, she realized something was wrong. Why were they still making out? At least take off some clothes? She curiously popped her eyes opened and noticed Lian Feng was frowning. He looked unsure of what to do next.

This was truly a tragedy for a pure virgin in the Ancient times. No one to teach, no porno books to read, and no porno to watch! How would he learn on his own? It was definitely too difficult. Under these circumstances, the modern Lin Shan was surely much more educated in comparison.

No problem! Perhaps we may have never eaten pork, but we have seen pigs run!? I’ll follow the book. One step at a time! We’ll get there!

Lin Shan felt a surge of energy as she lifted her sleeves and started to strip Lian Feng. In a matter of seconds, she took off everything. When Lian Feng’s strong, muscular, tan chest was exposed, Lin Shan was dazzled. The drugs started to activate again as she swallowed her saliva and went beast mode… Continue reading “Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 77.”

Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 75.

To my dear readers,

I would like to thank Josephine Foong for her donations to me! This is the second time Josephine has donated to me. I appreciate it so much. Thank you for choosing to support me!! ‚̧

This chapter was odd to translate. It sounded a lot more normal in Chinese.Or perhaps, I’ve read it too much and now my brain isn’t working well again. I hope you like it! Guess who’s back next chapter? ūüėČ

Chapter 75

Lin Shan fainted for a very long time. It wasn’t until she heard the door open that she woke up all groggy. She felt a strange heat running through her entire body. It was as if something was stirring from within, and it was controlling her. She couldn’t think straight at all.

Ji Bai Yu had no idea that Lin Shan was drugged. When he saw her laying on the bed with the bridal veil on the side, he was very annoyed. True, he hated Song Luo. He wanted to torture her for revenge, but not marry her! Uggghhh. Now he had to marry this woman and she caused him to lose face in front of everyone at the wedding. And what was she doing? Taking a nap?!?

He was irritated. He walked towards the bed and shoved Lin Shan rudely: “Hey. Wake up!”

Lin Shan was already hot to begin with. Now that she was shoved, she felt even hotter. Her hands tightly gripped the blanket and her whole body started to tremble.

Ji Bai Yu realized something was wrong. He quickly flipped her over. When he looked down, he was astonished. Lin Shan’s eyes looked foggy and her cheeks were scarlet. She appeared to be mentally confused as she tugged onto the front piece of her outfit. She was moaning: “Hot…. I’m hot…..”

Ji Bai Yu had been adopted by Ji Hong Lin ever since he was young. He had seen all the poisons from here. With one sniff, he could tell Lin Shan had taken aphrodisiac. In addition, it was the ultra strong kind. The drug was several times stronger than the regular kind. If the taker did not have sexual intercourse within a certain time period, the person would lose her/his mind and suffer worse than death. Continue reading “Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 75.”

Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 74.

To my dear readers,

Lian Feng will be back in Chapter 76! Be patient! Sorry for the late release. I haven’t had time to translate until today. Anyhow, please support me if you can by donating and/or turning off adblock! If all of you turn off your adblock, I might make a dollar from this chapter. LOL

Chapter 74

Lin Shan’s prediction was correct. Ji Hong Lin was serious. Despite the fact that she stepped and killed her beloved heaven silkworms, the stubborn woman was going to make her son marry her simply because she wanted to get revenge on the current Emperor.

In the past, the Emperor dumped her. Now, Ji Hong Lin was going to make the Emperor’s son suffer.

Sometimes, a human’s determination was truly scary. The worse thing was when the person had to make innocent victims suffer too!

Lin Shan was a sacrificial victim. Currently, she was poisoned and had no idea where her lover was. In addition, she was being forced to marry a man she didn’t even love. What type of bullshit story was this?

The red wedding robe was handed to her. It was a thousand times more beautiful than what she had imagine. Furthermore, since she already had the curves, it looked even more captivating. However, Lin Shan wasn’t content at all. She felt like she was about to enter a dead alley. Lian Feng was the only person on her mind, but she had no opportunity to escape to find the person she cared about the most.

The red candle lights flickered, and the gorgeous bride lowered her eyes; only making her look even more ravishing.

Gui Mei’s eyes dipped as her injuries from the beating started to throb.

This is the lady that Young Master was going to marry? She is beautiful. She’s so beautiful that she felt ashamed of herself. Her hope should surely be extinguished now. She should have known. Their statuses were totally different. To him, she was probably just a servant that had followed him for a long time. Their relationship was a master servant relationship. What was there to hope?

In this world, those suffering would always assume the others were happier than them. The truth was, everyone’s the same.

Speaking of which, Lin Shan was truly something. She was about to marry again. The first time, she married a woman. Soon, she will marry a man. She was a groom once, and now she was a bride. From all of history, those who could indulge in both man and woman were probably in the single digits.

Then again, she lived two lives and was going to marry twice; yet the person was still not the man she wanted. It was either a bratty princess or a crazy young master. The former often yelled at her and hated her guts. The latter was even more extreme; he only married her for revenge. After marrying her, he was going to break her.

What a depressing story. Continue reading “Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 74.”

Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 73.

To my dear readers,

After this chapter, I still have 15 more to go!! Novelupdates will tell you there are only 73 chapters. However, that’s the version Amery read. The version I read is different. The ending I read is also different. In addition, I also split the chapters up differently. Don’t worry. The story will end well.

Chapter 73

Surprisingly, the congee wasn’t poisoned. Lin Shan ate two bowls and none of her body parts started to bleed or fall apart. Even the servant that delivered food to her left silently. From the looks of it, nothing was going to happen.

Lin Shan couldn’t help but felt unease.

Could Ji Hong Lin really have forgiven her for killing the heaven silkworms? No, no, no! There aren’t many forgiving people out there; Ji Hong Lin is definitely not one of them! She is nuts. She would never let her go this easily. What does she want to do with her?

Lin Shan thought about it for so long that she started to have a splitting headache. The areas that she was tied up previously started to throb as well. It was as if she was being tear apart. Her eyelids started to get heavier and heavier. In the end, she couldn’t stop it any longer and fell into a deep slumber.

Lin Shan had a dream. She dreamt that she was about to get married. She was wearing a red wedding robe and everyone was running towards her congratulating her. Her parents were holding her hands as tears rolled down their faces. They were reluctant to part with her. Even her friends from the modern world were wearing ancient attires and wishing her happiness.

Lin Shan was ecstatic. She was finally going to marry Lian Feng! Everyone was saying that they will last a lifetime. Underneath her bridal veil, she felt a mix of excitement and nervousness. She couldn’t wait until her groom lift up her veil.

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In Ancient China, the bride would be wearing all red and her face would be covered by the red veil. Normally, the groom will lift it up when they are in the room.

The groom finally arrived. She could hear his footsteps. It was strong and steady. She could feel his hot breathing as he faced her. Currently, she was imagining Lian Feng’s expression. Continue reading “Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 73.”

Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 72.

To my dear readers,

I would like to thank Ysha for his/her generous donation to me! I’m so touched by any donations because I know you guys don’t have to donate to me. Thank you for choosing to support me if you can. If I sum up all the hours I spend on translating, I honestly make less than a $1 an hour. It’s really sad. -_-”¬†Nonetheless, I’m thankful to all my readers and those who have donated and written nice comments to me. Thank you, everyone!

P.S. This chapter was really funny when I read it in Chinese. But after staring at it for 3-4 hours, I don’t know if it’s funny anymore. You tell me. Haha. I tried!!!

Chapter 72

Lin Shan swallowed and carefully walked inside. The moment she entered, the stone entrance shut behind her. Gui Mei lit a candle and the room instantly brightened. Lin Shan realized she was surrounded by eight bronze mirrors (like an octagon).

On the stone table in front of her were all sorts of dresses made from gold and silver silk. They looked dazzling and elegant. The colours were so bright; it was literally a feast for the eyes.

“Young Miss, please choose one.”

Wow, although the witch is cruel, she’s sure generous!

Lin Shan randomly picked up a dress and couldn’t help but admired the exquisite details.

I bet even the Palace can’t compete with the luxurious items from here. Ji Hong Lin’s abilities to accumulate treasures is phenomenal!!

“Please change into the dress, Young Miss.” Gui Mei stated from the side.

“Stop calling me Young Miss left, Young Miss right. Can’t you see that I’m being forced?” Lin Shan was annoyed as she rolled her eyes at her, “Leave the room. I am going to change now.”

“Your subordinate will stay and watch Young Miss change.”

Lin Shan was irritated: “Umm, what I have, you also have. Why do you have to watch me? Go look in the mirror and admire your own!”

The corner of Gui Mei’s mouth twitched. However, she didn’t say a word.

“What? Unless I have what you don’t have!” said Lin Shan as she looked at Gui Mei’s chest. Immediately, she came to a realization. She patted Gui Mei’s shoulder with sympathy: “I can understand how you feel. At one point, I didn’t have anything either. Each day, I would stare at other women with envy. That was an awful feeling….”

Gui Mei finally crumbled. She responded: “Your subordinate will wait for Young Miss outside.” Then, she quickly vanished.

“Hey! Wait! I’m not doing talking! Actually, small has its benefits. When you’re pretending to be a man, you don’t have to do much. Do you know how hard it is to disguise as a man when your chest…..hey!!?” Continue reading “Your Highness, I know my wrongs. -Chapter 72.”