I’m on a podcast again!

To my dear readers,

I’m on a podcast again!! Last year, I was on Episode 14 of my friends Jack and Gavin’s podcast! This time, I’m back again on Episode 53.

First, we started talking about how sad I was because Jack and Gavin will be leaving to teach abroad in a month or so. Jack will be leaving for Taiwan, while Gavin will be leaving for Japan.

Then, Gavin brought in his topic of “Graduation speech”. This topic was inspired by Jack because he had recently graduated from George Brown College. Gavin asked us if we felt like the graduation speeches were full of shit. For example: Oftentimes, the speaker will tell the graduates that they’re amazing and all of them will be able to achieve greatness. Is it true? Or are they just being overly optimistic? Gavin asked us what we would say if we were to make a graduation speech.

Jack’s topic was about his near-death experience earlier that day. He nearly got into a car accident as a car was running a red light horizontally while he was heading through a green light vertically. According to him, he was probably 2-3cm from getting hit and the guy’s tires were screeching. Jack shared the thoughts that were running through his mind right after the incident. Gavin and I also shared what we would have thought of as well. What do you think would be #1 on your mind if you were about to die?  Continue reading

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The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 42

To my dear readers,

I would like to thank Eleanor W for her donation to me! Thank you so much for your support!!! I really really really appreciate it. Donations make a huge difference. ❤

P.S. I have combined the chapters together so this is actually 2 chapters :P. The author really takes her/his time in developing the story. But we’re slowly getting to the juicy part! Be patient, my dear. It’s going to be a long ride!

Chapter 42: Beat the fattie!

This man was dripping in gold and silver (not literally). It was as if he was afraid people wouldn’t know he was rich. Out of ten fingers, nine of them had some type of golden material or stone on it.

He was wearing a thick golden chain around his neck. He had such tacky taste. Underneath the sunlight, he immediately became the focal point of everyone present. What a breathtaking view –

He looked like a shiny golden pig!

It was shocking that he dared to stand out so much on such a busy street. He wasn’t scared of getting robbed?!

Afterwards, Le Yao Yao found out from the other tables that this shiny golden fat big was actually the eldest son of the assistant minister, Shi Cheng. Everyone called him Master Shi!

Hearing this name, Le Yao Yao nearly burst into laughter.

Shi? (sounds the same as shit in Chinese)

What a suitable name for the pig!

Then, Master Shi and his cruel-looking driver got off the horse carriage. Master Shi was fanning himself with his gold fan as he arrogantly swayed into the restaurant. Continue reading

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The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 41

To my dear readers,

Le Yao Yao is going to do something and get herself in trouble! Can you guess what? 😛

P.S. Please support me! I’m a slow but hardworking translator! I appreciate any amount. Last month, my ad revenue didn’t even add up to $8. I had over 90k views *cries*

Chapter 41: Enjoying a delicious meal

Xiao Mu Zi could tell Le Yao Yao was going to drag him into the “Happy House”. He quickly pulled Le Yao Yao’s arm back as his face flushed. “Xiao Yao Zi, this is a big restaurant. Everything inside must be very expensive. Let’s just go eat some wontons at a vendor’s stall…” Xiao Mu Zi’s voice was very timid; it was as if he was afraid to be heard.

Due to Xiao Mu Zi’s poor family circumstances, his reaction wasn’t surprising. He had a few more siblings he had to raise. The financial pressure was too much for his parents; hence, they sold him in order to make ends meet.

As for Le Yao Yao, back when she was in the 21st century, she had average looks and abilities. But her family background was definitely not average. Her family was one of those newly rich ones from China. They had an abundance amount of money.  

But her father was worried that she would end up like those useless rich second generation children of wealthy officials or entrepreneurs. So, the amount of allowance he gave her was similar to an average-income family. As a result, Le Yao Yao did not splurge while she was in school.

Even so, she was still a young miss from an affluent family. She could afford to eat whatever she wanted.

So when she saw how flustered Xiao Mu Zi was, she couldn’t help but feel a little bit sorry for him. Continue reading

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The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 40

To my dear readers,

My desktop computer is messed up and now I am translating from my laptop. All my translator friends tell me to use google doc instead of microsoft word, but I’m so afraid because google doc autosaves every second. What if I accidentally clicked the wrong button and deleted something? I can’t even undo. It is very scary haha. But the good thing about it is that I can access the drive from anywhere as long as I have internet.

Anyhow, I hope you like this chapter! Hehe. He is one of the second male leads! 😉  You will see him again in the future.

P.S. I literally just finished translating this and releasing!

Chapter 40: The man in white

Le Yao Yao felt like someone had stuffed a cotton down her throat. She couldn’t make a sound. She could only stare helplessly as the horse carriage headed towards her as quick as lightning.

She knew even if she survived, she would be deformed. As she mentally prepared herself, she instantly closed her eyes. As the saying goes, “What the eyes don’t see, the heart doesn’t grieve over.”

Surprisingly, the moment Le Yao Yao shut her eyes, she felt her waist tightening as the sky spun. That feeling was as thrilling as riding a roller coaster.

Initially, she thought she had turned insane from fright. Hence, she didn’t even feel the pain. Perhaps she was already in the air! So, Le Yao Yao still had her eyes securely closed as she waited for the agonizing impact.

But after continuously waiting, the expected pain never arrived. Instead, a very soothing voice entered her ears.

“Little brother*, are you alright?” He gently asked. Continue reading

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The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 39

To my readers,

This chapter took me FOREVER. Too many descriptions. I was stuck for 30 minutes over ONE SENTENCE. FML. I didn’t know how to translate it. “Underneath the Prince’s feet…” sounded so stupid that I couldn’t do it. In the end, I got Ruyi from Volare to help me! Hehe. ❤    . But this still chapter still took me the whole day.

Please support me if you appreciate my work! Click an ad! Donate! Write me a nice comment?! LOL ❤

P.S. Someone is going to save Le Yao Yao and it’s not the Prince. 😉

Chapter 39: Roaming the streets

Le Yao Yao grabbed Xiao Mu Zi.

“Huh? Leave the residence?”

Hearing this, Xiao Mu Zi appeared a bit worried.

“Yeah! Let’s go walk around. We’re done our tasks anyway. It’s so boring here. This is the perfect opportunity to kill some time!”

Le Yao Yao looked way too enthusiastic. Although Xiao Mu Zi wasn’t very bright, he wasn’t stupid either. After hearing Le Yao Yao’s words, he cautiously looked around as he pulled Le Yao Yao to a remote area and lowered his voice.

“My beloved Xiao Yao Zi. Please do not try anything crazy again. Even if you have the ability to leave the residence, you will not be able to escape from the Imperial guards. In the past, I heard many little eunuchs attempted to escape due to Prince Rui. But in the end, they were all captured. In addition, they were all beaten very badly. So please, I urge you to destroy all thoughts of running away. With your body size, I doubt you can even survive ten beatings!”

Xiao Mu Zi was extremely concerned for Le Yao Yao. He knew Le Yao Yao was constantly thinking of running away. But they had both arrived at the Prince’s residence on the exact same day. They have a very good relationship, so he didn’t want anything to happen to Le Yao Yao. Xiao Mu Zi knew serving the Prince was very scary; but even so, he didn’t want his good buddy to take the riskier path. Hence, he had to remind him.

Le Yao Yao knew Xiao Mu Zi was being very solemn because he was concerned for her wellbeing.

Honestly, when she found out they could leave the residence, the first thing she thought about was escaping.

But after hearing Xiao Mu Zi’s words, she knew her plan was far too unrealistic.

Plus, she had just arrived in this Ancient dynasty. She was unfamiliar with everything and everyone. All she had was a silver tael. Even if she somehow managed to escape from the residence, she wouldn’t be able to make it past the city gates. Continue reading

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The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 38

To my dear readers,

Firstly, I would like to thank Sven L for his generous donation! (I wasn’t sure if it was a male and female so I looked up the name and apparently it means a young man or young warrior! It’s also a name of a Dota 2 hero with godly strength. Hehe) Thank you so much! I appreciate any amount, guys! ANYTHING HELPS. ❤    .

Anyhow, enjoy this chapter! It took me so long -_-. 3 hours.

Chapter 38: Two silver taels? 

She had just arrived here. Plus, she had absolutely no recollection of this owner’s past. How the heck would she know how much this body was sold for?

So, the moment Le Yao Yao heard Xiao Mu Zi’s response, she was appalled. She couldn’t help but *pu* as she spat out all the vegetable soup from her mouth.

“What?! How much did you just say?!” She yelled.

“Aiya, Xiao Yao Zi! You want to die? You spat all over my face!”

Xiao Mu Zi used his handkerchief to wipe the soup off his face as he glared and grumbled at Le Yao Yao.

But Xiao Mu Zi realized that Le Yao Yao was different now. Ever since he had injured his head, he seemed to have forgotten a lot of things. So, he assumed Le Yao Yao had brain damage as he repeated his words once more.

“Two silver taels. When we were sold to the Prince’s residence, we were sold for two silver taels. Also, our contract is for three years!”

Xiao Mu Zi had his finger up the air as he explained.

Hearing Xiao Mu Zi’s words, Le Yao Yao’s mouth couldn’t help but twitch. She was speechless.

She couldn’t believe people here were so worthless. This body was only worth two silver taels?

The more she thought about it, the more Le Yao Yao thought the sky was going to squish her. Wu wu…what a sad life!

Xiao Mu Zi noticed her depressed Le Yao Yao looked, so he tried to comfort him.

“Xiao Yao Zi, don’t be like this. Did you forget? Although we were only worth two silver taels, within these three years, we get a monthly wage of one silver tael!”

“What?! Then logically speaking, I only need to work another month and I will have two silver taels. I wouldn’t have to sell my body no more, and I could leave this place?!”

Hearing Xiao Mu Zi’s words, the crestfallen Le Yao Yao immediately reacted as if she had been injected with chicken blood. She bounced off her seat and beamed excitedly.

After all, she didn’t want to remain in the Prince’s residence. Honestly, the King of Hell was too scary. Even though he hadn’t actually punished her, for some odd reasons, every time she saw him, she would feel fear raising up from her chest.

It was the type of feeling she got whenever she did poorly on a test; when her monstrous teacher would see her individually in the office as she mercilessly glared at her. The invisible form of pressure was the most daunting.

So, the moment she finds an opportunity, she will definitely leave!

Especially since she had transmigrated here, there was no question that she will tour around this country and observe all the natural conditions and social customs. Or else, it would be such a waste!!

Maybe during her travels, she will meet a super cute guy. And it would be love at first sight. Then, they could slowly degenerate in a river of love and live a fairytale-like life….

Le Yao Yao was imagining all sorts of wonderful scenarios in her head.  Her eyes were sparkling!

Sadly, her dreams were lovely but the reality was harsh. Xiao Mu Zi’s following sentence was similar to throwing a basin of cold water over her head –

“Xiao Yao Zi, have you forgotten again? The agreement we signed clearly indicated that within these three years, even if we have enough to reclaim our bodies, it is compulsory we wait until after the three years before the contract can be terminated. This means, during these three years, we must know our places and do our jobs at the Prince’s residence.”Xiao Mu Zi honestly stated. Continue reading

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The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 37

To my dear readers,

Sorry! I was going to release this yesterday but I couldn’t finish translating and this chapter had terrible Chinese syntax so it took me forever to reword the sentences. -_-” My mom kept telling me to hurry up. She says you guys are going to get fed up with how slow I am and abandoned me. T___T. (Hehe, but I know you guys will keep reading if you like the story! ^^) Anyhow, Le Yao Yao is going to complain about her small chest many times. lol get used to it! 😉 (But if her chest was bigger, she would be exposed -_-)

Chapter 37: Prince Rui is a cheap ass!

“To the Imperial Court!”

“Certainly!”

Since Leng Jun Yu had made a command, no one wanted to waste any more time. The horse made a long hiss and off to the Imperial Court it went.

The crisp sound of the wheels turning continued for awhile before it slowly faded away.

Now that the horse carriage was no longer in sight, Le Yao Yao’s uneasy heart could finally relax.

After releasing a loud sigh, Le Yao Yao took out her hand to wipe off the sweats on her forehead. She felt lucky.

According to Xiao Mu Zi, when the King of Hell was at the Imperial Court, she was free to do her own thing.

That was because there were already four Imperial guards protecting Prince Rui when he was at the Imperial Court. By the time the Prince returned, it would be after sunset. So, as the Prince’s personalized eunuch, she only had to serve him in the morning and night time.

Thinking of this, Le Yao Yao replaced her anxious face with a smile.

But the moment she turned around, she was faced with the enraged face of the chief manager. Le Yao Yao’s heart instantly thumped. She knew her bad luck was not yet over.

“Xiao Yao Zi, you sure have a lot of nerves!”

The chief manager squealed in his duck-like voice. It was piercing to the ears, and his stern tone gave her shivers.

“Eh….”

She knew the old eunuch was already steaming from anger awhile ago. Although she wanted to protest, she was currently living underneath someone else’s roof. So she had no choice but to bow down.

It looks like she wouldn’t be able to avoid getting spanked by the rod this time. Continue reading

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The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 36

To my dear readers,

This chapter is really cute. Haha. And don’t worry, Leng Jun Yu wouldn’t step on our cute Le Yao Yao! 😉

Chapter 36: Catching the dumpling 

At the time, the chief manager just wanted to push Le Yao Yao towards the Prince to serve him. But because he was too furious at the little eunuch’s incompetence, he accidentally used more strength than he had intended.

Le Yao Yao had no idea that the chief manager would shove her so violently.

This body was already fragile enough, how could it handle such a powerful push? Hence, Le Yao Yao sharply yelped an ‘ahhh!’ as she flew towards the man that was standing not too far from her.

Hearing Le Yao Yao’s scream, the Imperial guards that were riding the huge horses wanted to fly over and kick her away.

After all, they had continuously trained ever since they were little. Their only goal in life was to protect the Prince. Regardless of who it was, they would have to prevent the person from getting close if the Prince was in danger.

So when they saw how Le Yao Yao lost balance and about to fly and fall onto Prince Rui, they naturally wouldn’t allow it to happen.

But the moment they were about to fly over, Leng Jun Yu sensed their movements and lightly frowned to indicate he wanted them to remain still. The Imperial guards were puzzled, but they obeyed Prince Rui’s order and remained in their places.

Leng Jun Yu could see the tiny dark blue blur about to fall on him. Honestly, based on his abilities, he could have easily avoided it.

But he didn’t think. His body had a mind of its own. It firmly remained on the ground and he opened his arms to catch that little dumpling.

As for Le Yao Yao, she was prepared to land face down  on the ground the moment the chief manager shoved her. Surprisingly, the pain never came. Instead, she landed on something very firm and sturdy.

It didn’t hurt at all! Not only that, the firm item was quite elastic. But since she just went through shock, her brain was a bit confused. Continue reading

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The Eunuch is Pregnant -Chapter 35

To my dear readers,

I’m at Chapter 46 of the raws now! Haha. I thought this chapter was quite funny at the end. Sometimes, Le Yao Yao reminds me of Lin Shan (from Your Highness). But more cowardly. 😉

P.S. I recently broke a million views! Yay! Thank you so much for reading my translations!! (But I’m still broke because I only get $100 for every 300k views T___T) So donations make a huge difference. I appreciate any amount! And even if you can’t donate, it’s okay. I appreciate all my readers. ❤

Chapter 35: You may stay

Le Yao Yao was totally unaware of other people’s tense reactions.

Because all her focus was on Leng Jun Yu.

Although she really wanted to leave this residence, she was honestly proud of her cooking. If she didn’t even get a single praise for her work, her heart will not be able to rest.

The truth was, Le Yao Yao was a very competitive person!

As for Leng Jun Yu, he didn’t seem to have much of a reaction when Le Yao Yao got closer to him. All he did was lightly tilt his head down and watched as she stuffed his bowl full. When he looked up, he was faced with her optimistic expression.

Immediately, it was as if something triggered within him and his eyes flickered.

Then, under everyone’s shocking eyes, he ate everything that Le Yao Yao had put in his bowl. He didn’t leave a single piece!

“Prince Rui, how is the taste? Do you like it?”

Le Yao Yao intensely looked at Leng Jun Yu as he took his last bite. Then, he elegantly used the corner of the handkerchief to wipe his mouth.

Currently, the scenario made it look like Le Yao Yao was a child hoping to get a praise from an adult. Continue reading

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The five hardest things about breaking up and three lessons

Heartbreaks

Since I just broke a million views, time for another post!! It was either going to be an inspirational post or a relationship post, but since my readers seem to enjoy reading my relationship posts much more, I decided to give you guys what you want.

Normally, my relationship posts are trying to help you get the girl (Ex. The Perfect Man, How to tell if a shy girl likes you, 3 dating tips, and etc). However, what happens after you get the girl/guy? Not all relationships will last. Chances are, you will experience at least one heartbreak during your lifetime.

So, this post is about breaking up. It will be a bit sad though. So don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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Break ups can be tough. Unless it is a mutual break up, one side usually wants to stay together.

You could still be sad if you initiated the break up; but since you wanted it, your ex would most likely be more hurt.

Five hardest things about breaking up

  1. Accepting the fact that your ex will no longer be part of your future. All those things that could’ve been will never be.
  2. Everything reminds you of them. Someone simply drinking a coffee could remind you that your ex used to like drinking his/her coffee black.
  3. If you had been seeing your ex on certain days, those days or time slots will now be empty until you fill it up with something else.
  4. If you had been deeply submersed into your ex’s life, chances are, her/his friends and family were part of your life as well. Now that you two are no longer together, you may be losing more than your ex.
  5. Accepting that your ex no longer feels the same way about you. Perhaps, at one point, your ex had strong feelings for you. But the harsh reality is that he/she no longer wants you.

Continue reading

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